… nachtrag wg. verschlucktem digest-plugin …
'morgen!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931414040001286144
Wenn irgendwo der Begriff "Datenautobahn" auftauchte, dann würde mich das auch nicht wundern
— openbiblio.social/@bmittermaier (@BMittermaier) November 17, 2017
"Man hört nicht auf zu lachen, wenn man alt wird, aber man wird alt, wenn man aufhört zu lachen." (Jean Nohain) (via https://t.co/L4VYhltLO1)
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 17, 2017
in münster gibt es große literatur — zum beispiel in der ägyptologie der @WWU_Muenster: https://t.co/9QuEX2qSTw 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931477139454595072
"I bims" ist #Jugendwort des Jahres. Wir freuen uns natürlich, dass sich Jugendliche wieder mehr für Geowissenschaften interessieren. Aber was ist das überhaupt, dieses "Bims"? https://t.co/aCe6UIZsen
— Spektrum (@spektrum) November 17, 2017
If you use spreadsheets to collect data for analysis, read the paper by @kwbroman and @kara_woo for essential guidance: https://t.co/T4icNA4lZr
— David Smith (@revodavid) November 16, 2017
"23 Things: Libraries for Research Data" by @resdatall's Libraries for Research Data Interest Group: https://t.co/RgehdGKMce #RDM #library #escience https://t.co/edd7tfU2lZ
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931486563434946566
Outreach in Libraries: Reaching Our Audiences https://t.co/G7eLHoL67v
— ZBW MediaTalk (@ZBW_MediaTalk) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931486959339474944
Und mir einem programmatischen "Heraus-" bricht das Buch mit dem Titel "Verlage ohne Verleger. Über die Zukunft der Bücher" einfach ab. #Buchkultur pic.twitter.com/p4bfgSp0zJ
— Ben (@bkaden) November 17, 2017
"Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney" <3 https://t.co/6V6NYP4mOo
— Mike Zeitz (@mimimibe) November 17, 2017
More people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 17, 2017
Ich habe den Ursprung des Übels gefunden. pic.twitter.com/dvQCywXzSA
— Ulf Henrich | @ulfhenrich@mastodon.social (@ulfhenrich) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931491613662236672
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931491635346706432
Thread. This is all oh-so-true. https://t.co/CtDN3mBXSz
— Vess (@VessOnSecurity) November 17, 2017
Verwortete Jugend https://t.co/avDG0IRNnV
— Sprachlog (@sprachlog) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931576177457815552
My book on how academia is represented in kids lit, forthcoming @CambridgeUP early next year, has a new title! "Picture Book Professors: Academia and Children’s Literature". And yes, it will be freely available in open access! pic.twitter.com/lZDUgWivs8
— melissa terras (@melissaterras) November 17, 2017
3-year-old: *offers me a teddy bear*
Me: That's okay. I don't need him.
3: He eats the shadow people.
Me: *takes the teddy bear*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2017
Library computers are specifically designed not to accept USB drives until the third try
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017
5th worst #LibraryAprilFools : Announcing there's cake in the breakroom when there isn't any cake
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017
90% of papercuts are discovered after applying a liberal shot of hand sanitizer
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017
Life + 70 years is both the length of US copyright and how long the average librarian must work to retire wealthy
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017
Umblättern nicht ganz einfach: Im Institut für Ägyptologie der #WWU_Muenster liegt das Buch „Description de l’Égypte“ – mit aufgeschlagen 1,65m x 1,30m eines der größten Bücher der Welt, von dem nur noch wenige Exemplare vorhanden sind. Foto: Peter Leßmann https://t.co/6YjWSk2GKv pic.twitter.com/ogjfZwlQcn
— Universität Münster (@uni_muenster) November 17, 2017
20% of librarian's Christmas spirit is gin
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017
42% of librarian dates end up with one person looking something up on Wikipedia while the other checks IMDB
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017
Reading Richard Scarry books has been proven to be the best preparation for all the wacky things that happen in a library
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017
"Give us Disney land Paris"
"Mrs May, that's not how this works"
"You can have Wales"
"Mrs May… "
"And about those magic beans"
"Please stop" pic.twitter.com/HxGW8PfjOE— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) November 17, 2017
We animated a few strips from the excellent @tomgauld collection Baking With Kafka! Here, everyone’s favourite 20th century writer of existentially debilitating absurdity shares a lovely cake recipe. pic.twitter.com/rn2XIk5nNC
— Canongate (@canongatebooks) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931578562787803138
Me (before coffee): “Academia is a publishing-industrial complex fuelled by status cues and free labour to create terminological proliferation, wheel reinvention, and self-preservative avoidance of relevance”
Me (after coffee): “Don’t get me wrong I love what I do”
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931579322112069632
Data of the German Music Archive is now available in RDF. Reuse and feedback strongly encouraged! https://t.co/9Cl5kqUywK
— Jana Hentschke @junicatalo@openbiblio.social (@junicatalo) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931579581831811074
Vermutlich wird erst die Autopsie klären, ob der Metaphern-Beauftragte der @Welt erstickt ist oder erstochen wurde. pic.twitter.com/A62RVmqr3G
— Stefan Niggemeier (@niggi) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931634792206041088
Can you find the circles in this image?
Thy are actually VERY obvious, but you're not going to see them so clearly until you've found them.
It's definitely one of the best optical illusions I've seen. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/nSZk80XKyH
— Les Floyd (@Lesism) November 16, 2017
And for tweet # 5,000 my favorite @Google search suggestion of all time! pic.twitter.com/4MpHG40KID
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017
The fifth most commonly made item on a library's 3-D printer is replacement cardigan buttons
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017
'If a man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty.'
JAPANESE PROVERB— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931636310384799750
'nacht allerseits, und schönes wochenende!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 17, 2017