tweets | 2021-12-04

mahlzeit!

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 4, 2021

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Meanings of "we'll see":
1. No

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 4, 2021

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Global surveillance corporation #Elsevier tracks what you do when you use their enhanced pdf reader. Where and when you click and what you view and send it back with the ID of your library. They sell this data to anyone. https://t.co/J1VRFNRnTc https://t.co/pcL4MPkYYl

— Open Science Feed (@OpenScienceR) December 4, 2021

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— LanguageCrawler (@LanguageCrawler) December 4, 2021

Promotionsfeier Angela Merkel
(Ich habe nicht so eine Pflanze bekommen) pic.twitter.com/2X0bQdZP0E

— Hedwig Richter (@RichterHedwig) December 4, 2021

Die Pflanze hätte ich mir in ihrem letzten Kabinett als Verkehrsminister gewünscht!

— Casjen Duzat (@cduzat) December 4, 2021

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1467178671656128512

Keine Masken, keine AHA-Regeln, keine Corona-App.

Bildzeugnisse lange vergangener Zeiten.

— Professor Marmotta (@Conralexx) December 4, 2021

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Die Fahrradmitnahme in öffentlichen Verkehrsmitteln hat sich in den letzten 100 Jahren nicht verbessert. Ganz im Gegenteil. @DB_Bahn #MehrPlatzFürsRad #Verkehrswende pic.twitter.com/8Typigcmni

— Jörg Spengler (@joerg_spengler) December 4, 2021

“Just popping into town, do you need anything?”
“Yes can you do all of my Christmas shopping please?”

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 4, 2021

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2021 library wrapped just dropped pic.twitter.com/VHnLLKzUOV

— Albany Public Library (@AlbanyNYLibrary) December 2, 2021

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So the emails
you meant to write
remain unsent

So your report
that is due
is not finished

So the dishes
remain piled high
in your overflowing sink

So your to do list
remains mostly
undone

You have survived
another week
of the plague

And though
that is not enough
it is enough

— Plague Poems (@PlaguePoems) December 3, 2021

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1467185012181241858

Die Druckpresse von Gutenberg (@GutenbergInt) als Lego-Bausatz? Dann hier abstimmen: https://t.co/UvM8PNu8HA #mainz #mainzamrhein #gutenberg #meenzerbub #mainzflaniert

— Lukas Zintel-Lumma (@lukaszintel) December 3, 2021

Oder wie @NatalieGrams es kürzlich treffend gesagt hat: Wer Globuli sät wird Impfgegnerschaft ernten https://t.co/WWgoL7oZEH

— hanno (@hanno) December 4, 2021

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1467185992973045764

Sign in the window of one of our local bookshops! pic.twitter.com/7gNGfehKro

— Stephen Old #Parody#Tofu-munching Linekerist#FBPE (@StephenOld) September 25, 2021

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The 1979 Casio VL-Tone: a combined calculator, synthesizer and sequencer the size of a half baguette. It may have looked like a toy, but it introduced a generation to programmable music. pic.twitter.com/WqOlrZtuoY

— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) December 4, 2021

In the month of November, 20% of our book circulation was manga. TWENTY PERCENT. We had the highest circulation we've ever had for November, a typically "quiet" month for book circulation. Get your library updated manga, you will not regret it. pic.twitter.com/CB2SVtakUJ

— Jennifer Zimny (@jzimnycricket) December 3, 2021

Wie kann ich das, wo wie Loddar auf Sky gerade wieder mit den Fogalen und Gonzonanden hantiert, eigentlich im Geräte-Menü auf „Deutsch“ stellen? #BVBFCB

— Uwe Schulz | Radiogesicht (@radioschulz) December 4, 2021

Phrases that mean nothing will happen:
Leave it with me
I’ll have a word
I’ll see what I can find
Consider it done
I’ll make some calls
I’ll think about it
Certainly a possibility
Let’s come back to that
Good idea
Maybe
It’s on my list
Might see you down there
I’ll look into it

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 4, 2021

Technisch gesehen kann Weihnachten kommen. pic.twitter.com/fN10bJYYyJ

— Szlauszaf (@Szlauszaf) December 4, 2021

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