https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434479869719629832
"am meisten liebe ich, zeitgleich mit dem chef den parkplatz zu erreichen und ihm dann auf den letzten metern eine minute abzunehmen." 🙂 #dirkmeissner im wirtschaftsspiegel der @IHK_NW 2021.9–10:82. https://t.co/Ci1gsNp6sV pic.twitter.com/6kWVw25qDw
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) September 5, 2021
"Periodic Table of Elephants" by @WrongHands1: https://t.co/BWw4Cg0tYh 🙂 #elephantcontent
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) September 5, 2021
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434492188080095236
Den Amarok brauche ich wegen der Ladefläche, ich muss ab und zu eine Waschmaschine transportieren pic.twitter.com/iCC9N1NlIU
— undysses (@undeednu) September 4, 2021
hm, no: I never reread books. https://t.co/Bn7Hd69kvF
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) September 5, 2021
There’s no such thing as an “awkward silence”
Silence is lovely.
“Awkward talking” is the worst.
Long live silences!
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) September 5, 2021
Today is Sci-Hub anniversary the project is 10 years old!
I'm going to publish 2,337,229 new articles to celebrate the date. They will be available on the website in a few hours (how about the lawsuit in India you may ask: our lawyers say that restriction is expired already) pic.twitter.com/ynF1sMsAuf
— Alexandra Elbakyan (@ringo_ring) September 5, 2021
War gerade auf dem Markt. Am Wahlstand der @fdp bekam mein Bruder einen Kugelschreiber. Ich bekam einen Kochlöffel überreicht "das kann eine Frau ja gut brauchen". Und ich war SPRACHLOS…….. pic.twitter.com/k6RidsiQ1z
— Tanja (@bodensee01) September 4, 2021
Liz Climo creates sweet animal comics about friendship that will make you smile. https://t.co/d7ySqujB0p
— My Modern Met (@mymodernmet) September 4, 2021
Some female hummingbirds masquerade as males to avoid harassment.
(Image: Kathy & sam; CC BY.) pic.twitter.com/VUoSnNaKTr
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 5, 2021
a recent cartoon for @newscientist
p.s. my new book is out now: https://t.co/MnvNrWVRAw pic.twitter.com/bh5pLgAPzX
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) September 5, 2021
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434565731245514754
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434566155025489923
Gimme gimme gimme a cab after midnight pic.twitter.com/cDbT83lvAP
— Bobbi Hadgraft (@BobbiHadgraft) September 3, 2021
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434567396862439424
Stop. Calling. Them. Heartbeat. Bans.
An embryo at 6 weeks doesnt have a heart. What’s often described as a “heartbeat” is pulsating embryonic cardiac cells. This language, like the term “pro-life,” is picked specifically to circumvent science & medicine in favor of emotions.
— Danielle Campoamor (@DCampoamor) September 3, 2021
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434568517433577477
The 6 year old flatly refused to believe that we used to navigate using maps made out of paper.
“You mean like pirates?!?!????”— Greg Ó Ceallaigh (@gregoceallaigh) September 3, 2021
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434569671810994177
This morning I’ve seen swans, geese, egrets, herons, cormorants and now… toucans! pic.twitter.com/iXQ3aAFShP
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) September 4, 2021
Look, it’s not my fault if people leave these terrible puns lying around.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) September 4, 2021
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434571362992070656
What purpose do the lengthy descriptions of cooking that we find in modern literature serve? Adam Gopnik reflects on food in books. https://t.co/lolS0urZmA
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) September 4, 2021
Julia #Klöckner lässt ihr elektrisches Wahlkampfauto mit dem Diesellaster zum Auftritt fahren und das ist ein schönes Symbol für die Klimaschutzambitionen der #CDU. pic.twitter.com/LlQjWEX0BS
— Claas Gefroi (@ClaasGefroi) September 4, 2021
75% of librarians might say "good morning" but only 14% mean it
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) September 4, 2021
This #saturdaylibrarian is never not surprised at how many people apparently wake up in the morning and say "It's the weekend? Everyone, quick — to the library!"
— Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) September 4, 2021
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434572557945118721
Das neue #Glückskind-Buch entsteht. Welcher ist Euer Lieblingsstrip? pic.twitter.com/Ev5F3eNv0W
— DerFlix.de (@DerFlixxx) September 4, 2021
I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYONE away, whatever their profession.
— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) September 3, 2021
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434572992793747457
When James Bond is abroad is he known as +4407?
— Gareth Kessell (@GarethKessell) September 3, 2021
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434573533666062340
Wooo it's the WEEKEND!
Check out this red squirrel having a good old shake about… Check out FB page Thoughtfully Share to see more! 🙂#rewilding #redsrule #redsquirrelsrule #redsquirrelsouthwest #redsquirrels #redsquirrel #britishredsquirrel pic.twitter.com/O8KV32ekv2— Red Squirrel South-West (@redsquirrelsw) September 4, 2021
Der #TweetDerWoche kommt von @holadiho, der zwei Comebacks anspricht, die man nicht mehr für möglich gehalten hätte: https://t.co/ECK90rxXM8
— Markus Trapp (@textundblog) September 4, 2021
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434579107401117698
Note: I turned the pretzels 180° between the ink drawing and the finished version at the request of The New Yorker’s fact-checkers.
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) September 3, 2021
This little 1st-2nd century AD #Roman mouse is in the @ClevelandArt collection. The Romans produced a high number of sculptures like this, to be purchased as ornaments for the home, just as we do today. This mouse is made of bronze and is 1.4 x 1.6 cm. pic.twitter.com/wLmCCUhBin
— Trimontium Trust (@TrimontiumTrust) September 5, 2021
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1434601180647378949