mahlzeit!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) March 1, 2020
heute dank @physicistswife endlich mal in der münsteraner "hafenkäserei" gewesen. sehr leckeres frühstück! https://t.co/a1WPIdfsrD pic.twitter.com/a869SDbKcC
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) March 1, 2020
— Adam Ware (@tuppaware) February 29, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1234094283986219008
0x26a2b5 pic.twitter.com/7U5J7gyhCs
— Every Color (@everycolorbot) March 1, 2020
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— Every Color (@everycolorbot) March 1, 2020
This is how the penguin diagram name in quantum field theory was born: particle physicist John Ellis lost a bet playing darts at a bar and had to put the word penguin into his next paper. pic.twitter.com/lZ2RAFABAq
— Fermat's Library (@fermatslibrary) March 1, 2020
"welche seite vom bett willst Du?" https://t.co/5R0aZOxaag :] #(c)tom #touche #hotelzimmer #hoehle
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) March 1, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1234199641413083137
"If eventually these machines become cheap enough for people to have them in their own home: just by dialing the telephone number of the british museum you can get yourself any book to read at home just with your fingertips." https://t.co/Luni6qUz6c
— Tobias Zeumer – @vform@verweisungsform.de (@vform) March 1, 2020
Two-word love stories:
Cancelled plans
Apple crumble
Half day
Chocolate orange
Empty carriage
Staying in
Free bar
Golden retriever
Jacket potato
Beer garden
New socks
Early night
Cheese board
Bank holiday
Pancake day
Lie in
Home time
Ice lolly
Large chips
Water slide
Hot tea— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 1, 2020
"I think you'd enjoy my hoard," the dragon said.
"That's dumb pick-up line," said the knight. "Also, dragons hoarding gold is-"
"No, dragons hoard wealth. And I share mine."
"How can you both hoard and share?"
The dragon opened the doors to its library. "A wealth of experiences."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) March 1, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1234201731728396289
Humans perceive things differently depending on where they stand. https://t.co/CxpLK0SehJ
— Aliens About Humans (@HumansExplained) February 3, 2019
Right, it’s March, get the barbecue out
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 1, 2020
Die krasseste Phase wird sein, wenn nix passiert und alle Deutschen wochenlang ihre 100 Kilo Nudeln essen müssen.
— Kerstin Brune @kerstinbrune.bsky.social (@BruneKerstin) February 29, 2020
In 1944, @nytfood (rather charmingly) explained to readers what a takeout pizza was. pic.twitter.com/QWuZs8ttMp
— Christopher Bonanos (@heybonanos) February 28, 2020
A gallon of petrol contains about 31,000 calories. That's as much as 121 Big Macs.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 29, 2020
Beautiful article on where we're at with #openaccess book publishing https://t.co/sFNaRdZXCF
— @ahacker@mastodon.online (@ahacker) February 29, 2020
The Chips Without Chips and the plain Cheese are distracting from the real problem here, which is that only ~9% of the possibilities listed under Fish & Chips are Fish & Chips, while >36% are neither fish nor chip pic.twitter.com/MPiLbP7uer
— ε/ember manning (@EmmaSManning) February 29, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1234206356007202818
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1234206703094304770
This week: never insult a programmer. They have scary powers. #python #programming #snakelanguage #languagelearning
Also, I'm making a board game! Learn more: https://t.co/SO83pgdoCJ pic.twitter.com/p4Yqit6pdW
— Itchy Feet Comic (@ItchyFeetComic) March 1, 2020
“Now is the moment for these rebels to act – to collaborate, to experiment, to consolidate.”@joe_dev @SofieWennstrom @Graham_Stone and my views on:
Supporting Library and Academic-led Open Access Publishing: https://t.co/xk8F19e18q
— Jeroen Sondervan (@jeroenson) February 29, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1234210812098760707
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1234211178479484930
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1234213664821071874
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1234217561530585090