'morgen!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 8, 2019
#squirrelcontent! 🙂 https://t.co/IN4tpzDo8L
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 8, 2019
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1203581427796848640
From our archives, 12/7/1938: Bette Davis's husband files for divorce because she "reads books too much" pic.twitter.com/XGRirZWJGj
— New York Times Books (@nytimesbooks) December 7, 2019
Collected Wisdom of Linguists: Love of morphology is the root of all evil.
— Editors of SpecGram (@SpecGram) December 7, 2019
Niemanden beliefern wir so lange mit Suchergebnissen wie die #Suchmaschine @MetaGer. Unsere Ergebnisse erscheinen, wenn man nach der Suche den Reiter „Wissenschaft“ auswählt.
Heute ist #MetaGer die einzige allgemeine Suchmaschine, die @digitalcourage uneingeschränkt empfiehlt. https://t.co/1MCxdX88Lc
— Search Engine BASE / @base@openbiblio.social (@BASEsearch) December 7, 2019
Things that cause extreme panic:
– Accidentally liking a Tweet
– No milk
– Unknown numbers
– The question "you don't remember me do you?"
– Lift doors shutting as someone approaches
– “Tickets please”
– “It’s 3 for 2 if you want to go get another one”
– Doorbells— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 7, 2019
Ziemlich fancy Serie entdeckt. Spielt auch in den 80ern, wirkt aber nicht so aufgesetzt wie #StangerThings oder #Dark. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ https://t.co/bOyKzjnCqu
— DerFlix.de (@DerFlixxx) December 7, 2019
Honest conversations:
“Excuse me, are you in the queue?”
“No”
“Then what the hell do you think you’re doing? Go away”— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 7, 2019
“Have you done all your Christmas shopping yet?”
“I just bought myself a large special tin of biscuits… so, yes!”— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 7, 2019
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1203584714596126720
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1203585002623160320
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1203585124408942592
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1203585195447869440
42% of librarians intentionally use extra library jargon with patrons they don't like
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) December 7, 2019
Arriving anywhere after a long journey 2009: hello
Arriving anywhere after a long journey 2019: I NEED THREE USB SOCKETS MINIMUM HELLO
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) November 8, 2019
Heute vor 13 Jahren bin ich morgens in der Dusche ausgerutscht.
Es wurde der wohl wichtigste Tag meines Lebens.Ich war 35, im IT-Vertrieb Dokumenten-Management & Workflow-Lösungen. Abends Firmenweihnachtsfeier im Hamburger Hafen.
Gruseligstes Schietwetter, Regen, Sturm.
1/5
— Maike_im_Hafen (@HHElbinselTour) December 7, 2019
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1203592492878323713
Fianlly! Amazon sells computers by the pound pic.twitter.com/lI4lWtROKR
— Oliver Widder (@geekandpoke) December 8, 2019
Vorzeigeprojekt: Wedel führt Straßenschilder für Sehbehinderte ein… https://t.co/hYCh1Nvr6l
— SPIEGEL Ticker (@SPIEGEL_alles) December 8, 2019
Shhhh https://t.co/mhpgTJHH9u
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) December 8, 2019
APOSTROPHE MAN! (for yesterdays @guardianreview) pic.twitter.com/cyMC5OvF0t
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) December 8, 2019
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1203690715898880001
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1203690988448997376
Hier finden sich Leute, die sich gar nicht gesucht haben.
— Bass_lastig (@Birnendung) December 7, 2019
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1203691179428241408
imagine being put on blast for being a dumbass when you were thirteen 4000 years later pic.twitter.com/7L51Zu0jHl
— universal бae(((sic))) income (@samizdatchnik) November 30, 2019
“Are you just going to sit there all day?”
“No! Now and then I’ll be walking to the kettle and back”— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 8, 2019
Two important lessons I learned in my twenties:
– If you think everyone hates you, you probably need to sleep.
– If you think you hate everyone, you probably need to eat.— ✨ Jean Yang ✨ (@jeanqasaur) December 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1203691682748944384
"Open source illustrations kit" https://t.co/Bki3Alstt9 [via @designernews, https://t.co/NqT8ZkaI5B] #opensource #illustration
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 8, 2019
"#stempel-effekt" für #photoshop: "Free Ink #Stamp Texturizer Smart PSD for Adobe Photoshop" https://t.co/FW4oQYH0VP [via @designernews, https://t.co/fvj6UNTyyt]
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 8, 2019
"HTMLhell": "A collection of bad practices in #HTML, copied from real websites." https://t.co/R8ycMfUSGt :] [via @designernews newsletter]
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 8, 2019
#TIL: "Fairytale of New York" is the most-played #christmas #song in the UK. https://t.co/4KwQTLioiJ
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 8, 2019
Das Netz ist ein guter Ort, wenn wir es dazu machen. (Johannes Korten, 1974-2016)
— B. Vilhjálmsdóttir (@sanddorndiva) December 8, 2019
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1203750889628065792
1708: Karl XII. von Schweden beginnt seinen Russlandfeldzug. Ziel: Moskau erobern und so den "Großen Nordischen Krieg" gewinnen. Problem: Er wird vom schlimmsten Winter der letzten 500 Jahre überrascht. pic.twitter.com/4kSJB7SjJV
— Verrückte Geschichte (@drguidoknapp) December 8, 2019
Vielleicht weiß ja jemand, was "D'oh!" auf Schwedisch heißt…
— Verrückte Geschichte (@drguidoknapp) December 8, 2019
FACT: Buying books and reading books are two different hobbies.
— Heather Antos (Previously Notable) (@HeatherAntos) December 7, 2019
A sign that uses Kurrentschrift is a rarity these days. But why did they use Sütterlin of all styles? Designed as basic cursive for children learning to write, Sütterlin is hardly fancy. Makes me suspect that the sign was made after Kurrent fell out of use. What do others think? https://t.co/nuh6NUNoCq
— isoletters (@isoletters) December 8, 2019
'nacht allerseits!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) December 8, 2019