'morgen!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) May 14, 2019
#openaccess version: https://t.co/89cjgULKpq – HT @ConcernedCraig
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) May 14, 2019
😀
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) May 14, 2019
Large Placid Cat is quite disappointed to learn that the jelly beans only *sound* like kibble.
— Concerned Craig (@ConcernedCraig) May 12, 2019
Large Placid Cat never attacks Small Angry Cat, *unless* Small Angry Cat has crawled entirely under a blanket and is writhing around like a mysterious sub-blanket object in need of being pounced on and swatted.
I had no idea cats understood 'plausible deniability'.
— Concerned Craig (@ConcernedCraig) April 26, 2019
a disco classic in yesterday's rehearsal. #canyouguessthetitlefromthesnippet? 🙂 pic.twitter.com/uvYyKy9w7B
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) May 14, 2019
"Wenn ich mal zum Reden vorbeikommen soll, sag Bescheid."
"Danke.
.
.
.
Würdest du auch zum Schweigen vorbeikommen?""Immer."
Freundschaft. ❤️
— Magdarine Peanutbutter-Nougat (@Magdarine27) May 8, 2019
Gamboge [hex:E49B0F, RGB:(228, 155, 15), HSV:(39°, 93%, 89%)] (https://t.co/AAW9bjf539) pic.twitter.com/fvSLAYaKKU
— 色 bot (@colours_bot_wp) May 14, 2019
Ziele, so wichtig! https://t.co/2JcIexXv3U
— Spinnefreund (@spinnefreund) May 14, 2019
“As long as we have the academic system set up the way we have, it’s really difficult to share data […]. Right now, it’s about competition; sharing data is about collaboration.” https://t.co/0wME00UYuE
— Fuzzy Leapfrog (@FuzzyLeapfrog) May 14, 2019
Helpful phrases to learn:
"I don't know the answer to that. Let's find out."
"Oh, I didn't know that. Thanks!"
"I was wrong."
"I've thought about what you said and I've changed my mind as a result."
Not only are these phrases useful, they also make you a better person!
— Lilah Sturges (Inactive) (@LilahSturges) May 13, 2019
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1128224795101933568
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1128224948034707456
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1128225016389279745
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1128226760557060096
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1128226803192074240
A friend of mine described my approach to proofreading as "frighteningly persistent" ('erschreckend beharrlich' in German). Would definitely use that as a blurb to advertise my hypothetical proofreading business.
— Lena Ackermann (lenaackermann.bsky.social) (@_lenaackermann) May 13, 2019
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been left bedridden after using the wrong toilet tissue.
Thank you, Scott Tissues ad from a 1930 issue of Good Housekeeping – the struggle is real. pic.twitter.com/JdkAHvxgCs
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) May 10, 2019
Das Passwort soll …
… mindestens 10 Zeichen haben ✅
… Sonderzeichen enthalten ✅
… Großbuchstaben enthalten ✅
… nicht in der Tagesschau gezeigt werden ❌ pic.twitter.com/WHHcPRQVoQ— Jakob von Lindern (@JakobStruller) May 13, 2019
"May I have a ticket please?"
"Of course, to when?"
"1968."
"Do you have a visa?"
"Why do I need a visa? My friend went to 1597 with no visa."
"There is enough history since then to keep it fixed. 20th century and younger is still volatile."
"Can I go to 34 AD?"
"Sure."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) May 13, 2019
German place names that sound like verbs https://t.co/FuSs9TJ00T via @ZEITmagazin pic.twitter.com/1kKNMx8JtB
— German at Portsmouth (@GermanAtPompey) May 13, 2019
Meine Kollegin in Köln @HenrietteReker hat zu einem Wettbewerb um die höchste Wahlbeteiligung aufgerufen.
Ich rufe die Münsteraner*innen auf: Geht wählen! Mit Köln legen wir uns gerne an. #kölnchallenge #HeimatEuropa /ml— Markus Lewe (@LeweMarkus) May 13, 2019
Das heutige kontextlose Forschungs-Pressebild des Tages ist der wohl am angemessensten illustrierte Größenvergleich in der Geschichte der Biberforschung #konForPreBiTa (Quelle: https://t.co/WOvIuopEUo) pic.twitter.com/lrFHYiT4Na
— Mike Zeitz (@mimimibe) May 13, 2019
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1128228231226777601
I have been known to hate the #GOLD ontology for a long time. Have a look at the definition of syntactic head to see why. #SDLLOD19 pic.twitter.com/ySfynTVMVo
— Sebastian N✦rdh✦ff (@twig2noise) May 13, 2019
Nominalphrase des Tages: "Das seit 2002 immer in der stets mit über 600 Gästen ausverkauften Festhalle Baumhain im Luisenpark stattfindende Benefizkonzert des Polizeimusikkorps"
— Kristin Kopf (@Schplock) May 13, 2019
Blöd ist, dass die Qualität wirklich, wirklich schlecht ist. Habt Ihr Empfehlungen für Alternativen oder Online-Shops in denen man selbst designen kann? Alles außer Spreadshirt!
— Fuzzy Leapfrog (@FuzzyLeapfrog) May 13, 2019
"Software: Word 3.01/4.0" – #thosewerethedays … 🙂 #AcademicPublishing #text #word pic.twitter.com/mvtoCQdQH0
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) May 14, 2019
ich habe übrigens 1989 mit word 5.0 unter DOS angefangen. #gottbinichalt 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) May 14, 2019
I herewith declare the Lesegarten season open. und danke dem zuständigen kollegen für's hochdruckreinigen und möbelausdemwinterquartierholen! 🙂 https://t.co/qaAAuZE3Qx #WWU #germanistik #bibliothek #arbeitplatz #freiluft pic.twitter.com/ronXRsTwiM
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) May 14, 2019
Wenn du Floskeln so verinnerlicht hast, dass du im ersten Satz der Pressemitteilung schreibst "Weltweit forschen Teams mit Hochdruck an der Entwicklung von Perowskit-Solarzellen", obwohl bei der Herstellung gar kein Hochdruck nötig ist. @Floskelwolke https://t.co/YJCHRqb29I
— Mike Zeitz (@mimimibe) May 14, 2019
Planungswerkstätten zur Grünfläche des Bremer Platzes: Wie soll die Grünanlage zwischen Bahnhof und Hansaviertel zünftig aussehen? Aktuell wird mit einer Online-Umfrage ein Stimmungsbild ermittelt.
➡️Infos: https://t.co/txMtqybZdQ
➡️Online-Umfrage: https://t.co/txMtqybZdQ pic.twitter.com/b2iPshIV06— Stadt Münster (@muenster_de) May 14, 2019
#Bibliotheksgeschichte "Der Personalbedarf ist in der Freihand nicht geringer als in der Magazinbücherei."
[Lilli Volbehr, Ruth Sierks (Mitarb.). 'Die Freihandbücherei. Wesen und Technik' Hamburg 1953: 15] (Merkt man, was damals gehofft wurde.)— karstens (@karstens) May 14, 2019
ISSN-Matching of gold #openaccess journals 3.0 available.
ISSN-Gold-OA provides a matching list of ISSN for gold OA journals and can help to clear various ISSN-related issues in bibliometric studies on gold OA: https://t.co/5V7deuTpTx— OpenAPC (@open_apc) May 14, 2019
TIL that emoji can be italicized pic.twitter.com/A69JR8pQRD
— ε/ember manning (@EmmaSManning) May 13, 2019
And also that many emoji on wikipedia redirect to related pages (but not this one)
— ε/ember manning (@EmmaSManning) May 13, 2019
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1128300886747504642
If I was going to pay $5k for an APC, I'd expect my paper to look like this: https://t.co/a3SDYjtCdZ
— Mark Hahnel (@MarkHahnel) May 14, 2019
Good to see what digital publishing can achieve and how it delivers differently from traditional (-ly minded) output. And it is #openaccess so everyone can benefit from it. Very nicely done indeed! "Going Critical" by @KevinSimler https://t.co/DX1qsvKqpF
— @ahacker@mastodon.online (@ahacker) May 14, 2019
@idyll_lang have a nice library of interactive modules https://t.co/dL9PFdq7C2
— Simon Worthington @mrchristian@openbiblio.social (@mrchristian99) May 14, 2019
You know how I always say that the printed book is a great medium and will always have a place in my heart and in our society? Not so sure anymore. (my living room, right now) pic.twitter.com/I2zUOhD75X
— Dr. Christina Riesenweber (@c_riesen) May 11, 2019
Deutsche Hollywood pic.twitter.com/206yyxjV0G
— Giulia Becker (@hashcrap) May 9, 2019
"the great houses" https://t.co/sK3OVJUJil #heraldry cc @TorstenHiltmann 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) May 14, 2019
"suchmaschine für bilder": die "@creativecommons search" https://t.co/fBN9FQI6kP #creativecommons #bilder #medien #suche #suchmaschine (via @schiebde, https://t.co/WGdLRvmZtX)
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) May 14, 2019
"Mehrere Wikipedien gleichzeitig durchsuchen?" die @Rechercheuse hat mal nachgeforscht und ausprobiert: https://t.co/0lIySxuM4e #wikipedia #recherche #mehrsprachig
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) May 14, 2019