'morgen!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) October 14, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051356324250963973
Lying awake, he tried to count sheep.
His mind found them scattered & afraid. Hunted.
And something in the dark, waiting for him to dream.
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) October 14, 2018
Schlagzeilenvorschlag zur freien Verwendung: CäSUr. Bittegerne.
— Mike Zeitz (@mimimibe) October 14, 2018
Patron to librarian: I’m looking for a good book. What are you reading right now?
Librarian *begins sweating, pulse quickens* thinks to self- Which of the eight books in three genre in both fiction and nonfiction do I tell them?
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) October 13, 2018
‘Choosing the Booker prizewinning novel’. For the @guardianreview
p.s. you can now pre-order my book of postcards: https://t.co/2SXQhWdTTx pic.twitter.com/sBOEPEAmBA— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) October 13, 2018
Nein nein nein Nein Nein nein Nein nein nein nein nein nein Nein https://t.co/DFrcKAJbtz
— Polizei Frankfurt (@Polizei_Ffm) October 11, 2018
#Bibliothekswissenschaft Die interessante #Forschungsfrage ist übrigens, warum Bibliotheken (einige) so begeistert sind von #Makerspaces und #DesignThinking.
Wir wissen jetzt langsam echt, dass die erwarteten / erhofften Effekte von Makerspaces nicht eintreten & das… 1/4
— karstens (@karstens) October 13, 2018
"You made your bed," he said, "you have to lie in it."
"Actually I forgot to make the bed today."
"Oh. Then do whatever you want I guess."
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) October 13, 2018
[RT-alarm: ich gucke https://t.co/X844aLGC9n durch.]
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) October 14, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051431439315730432
me, a descriptive linguist: language is negotiated by a community of practice; language is inherently & continuously in a state of change; as long as you can be understood by your audience, you're fine
me, a proofreader: MY GOD WHAT ARE YOUR COMMAS DOING, FUCK ME
— Dr Kat Gupta (@mixosaurus) September 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051431959493312512
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051435049856446465
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051435124976508933
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051435367960842240
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051435533124153344
2014 Telekom will in der Cloud Platzhirsch Amazon angreifen
2016 Telekom will mit Messenger Dienst WhatsApp angreifen
2018 Telekom will Streaming-Dienst Netflix angreifen
Liebe Telekom, wie wäre es wenn ihr mal den Breitbandausbau und euer viel zu teures Datenvolumen angreift?
— Schnabulinski (@schnabulinski) September 2, 2018
Im Rezept steht, ich soll die Lasagne mit 60g Käse überbacken.
Offensichtlich eine 0 vergessen.— CarellaLK (@CarellaLK) September 4, 2018
The Queen's outfits, ordered by colour. Source: https://t.co/5jNmDZqDnA pic.twitter.com/iunrZENjNM
— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) September 29, 2018
Never seen the "Pantone Merkel"? pic.twitter.com/nk08Hb3SEV
— Bildungsexperte (@Bildungstanke) September 29, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051439228138217472
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051440031213207552
München ist, wenn ein Parkplatz mehr pro Stunde verdient als du.
— 451, Lasse (@rainerschund) August 7, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051440282129100800
[fertig. :)]
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) October 14, 2018
Banksy in Bayern. #LTWBY18 #ltwBY2018 #Banksy [via @welt am Sonntag] pic.twitter.com/M4nLwcogZA
— Srećko Matić (@srecko_matic) October 14, 2018
Here to help. pic.twitter.com/4lnMqftqk9
— PEANUTS (@Snoopy) October 14, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051476470508470273
Ab morgen früh ist die Umgehungsstraße zwischen Warendorfer Straße und Wolbecker Straße für eine Woche gesperrt. https://t.co/Wbsx1t6k2i pic.twitter.com/GJHL1iUd5n
— ALLES MÜNSTER (@AllesMuenster) October 14, 2018
This week: by popular demand, a #map of every city in the #USA! #america #citylife #megachurch pic.twitter.com/PYJJbP6VFU
— Itchy Feet Comic (@ItchyFeetComic) October 14, 2018
The practice of not using a person's name to avoid giving them any more attention – e.g. using "the Cheeto" instead "Donald Trump" – is called VOLDEMORTING.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 14, 2018
This stick died for your sins. pic.twitter.com/OGDBUjvAVH
— Brona C Titley (@bronactitley) October 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051557551077240834
Welche Köpfe werden rollen?
Unser Liveticker zur Landtagswahl in Bayern ab 18 Uhr auf https://t.co/h0vHwvj8Td – und direkt hier auf Twitter! #ltwBY18 pic.twitter.com/qEm6ouzFP8— ZDF heute-show (@heuteshow) October 14, 2018
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1051558742163107840
Die Werbung, in der der Typ eine Packung MERCI bekommt, weil er am Vorabend gekocht UND gespült hat, hat mich radikalisiert
— Giulia Becker (@hashcrap) October 14, 2018
Heute in der #FAS pic.twitter.com/Zo9exyPmll
— Hauck & Bauer (@hauckundbauer) October 14, 2018
'nacht allerseits!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) October 14, 2018