'morgen!
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) January 22, 2020
"Je planmäßiger die Menschen vorgehen, desto wirksamer vermag sie der #Zufall zu treffen." (Friedrich Dürrenmatt, 1921-1990, schweiz. Schriftsteller) [via https://t.co/L4VYhltLO1]
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) January 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219856381739700224
Isn't #SquirrelAppreciationDay every day on this campus? pic.twitter.com/tmjopS0NHQ
— MSU (@michiganstateu) January 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219873914433810432
Ihr wollt was über Kinderernährung wissen? Die Ostsee-Zeitung interviewt hierzu keinen Ernährungswissenschaftler, sondern einen Kardiologen, der denkt, alle Vegetarier äßen Sojabohnen.
Morgen kommt dann das Interview mit Otto Waalkes zum Nahostkonflikt.https://t.co/YHU4Ss1zLY
— Jan Hegenberg (@DerGraslutscher) January 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219884720479260673
#WhyGermansDontPlayScrabble pic.twitter.com/tKrOmToWbS
— Martin Jost, martinjost.tumblr.com (@martinjost) January 21, 2020
New Twitter account, new project page!https://t.co/g8jd47rkwH
Follow us to keep up to date with our project #confident about high quality metadata and #persistentidentifiers for
scientific conferences! pic.twitter.com/fygIyoN5dW— confIDent (@conf_id) January 21, 2020
While we are surprised by the 100k likes, we know we can always rely on #LibraryTwitter for some cheesy puns. We will pick the best pun and post the cheese slice to the winner!
— University of Liverpool Library (@LivUniLibrary) January 22, 2020
@banterbiblio are hosting a book drive to collect donations to help Australia’s wildlife relief (via @earthalliance). Please join us on 6 February at Die Brücke. If you’d like to donate books, drop them off at the book studies library (Aegidiistr. 5,Münster). #Australia #wildlife pic.twitter.com/3FraDvEpSU
— Simon Rosenberg (@SimonRosenber11) January 22, 2020
The Book Studies Department @WWU_Muenster is hosting a film "night", on Thursday, January 30, from 4pm until 6pm at Aegidiistr. 5. The film will be "The Man Who Wanted to Classify the World", about Paul Otlet, who adapted the Dewey Decimal System for use in bibliography in Europe
— Biblio Banter (@BanterBiblio) January 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219906205457534976
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219906227548905472
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219919231535525888
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219920501772111877
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219922735171883008
We welcome all book donations! If you’d like to donate books, please drop them off at the book studies library (Aegidiistr. 5, Münster).
— Biblio Banter (@BanterBiblio) January 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219922782416515072
Da denkt man sich einmal was für krasses Bullshit-Bingo aus, so krass, dass niemand da schon draufgekommen wäre, und dann stellt man fest, dass es "Blockchain as a service" doch in der Tat schon gibt!
— Sebastian N✦rdh✦ff (@twig2noise) January 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219942317584502784
I have never said anything like this, nor will I ever say it. It’s never too late to do as much as we can, every fraction of a degree matters. There are of course no magical “dates” for “saving the world”.
I am only quoting the SR1,5 IPCC report on remaining CO2 budgets. https://t.co/zsvcYeo5tT— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) January 21, 2020
Die Netflix-Variante: Wir haben zwar nicht das Buch, das sie gesucht haben – aber lesen Sie doch einfach etwas völlig anderes!
— Christina (@Cristy_Amnesty) January 22, 2020
"Data citation in linguistics publications: A scholar-led, community-based initiative": slides & talk video by @n_andreassen et al: https://t.co/9EcWZxGFbs › The Linguistics Data Interest Group: https://t.co/ham9B8qh1L #linguistics #data #citations #researchdata #opendata
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) January 22, 2020
If you are working on #researchdata in #linguistics, we would love to have your comments on this! If you're not already a member of #RDA, join it (it's free)! #lingdata @resdatall @UiTromso @ubtromso https://t.co/6jCeSEDW6q
— Helene N. Andreassen (@n_andreassen) December 12, 2019
Mit dem kostenlosen Online-Kurs „Elements of AI“ der IHKs kann in Deutschland ab sofort jeder Wissen über Künstliche Intelligenz erwerben. Jetzt mitmachen: https://t.co/XZvcKZ2hYv#GemeinsamDigital #KI #elementsofai #Digitalisierung #artificalintelligence pic.twitter.com/XLTTk1ZxvW
— DIHK (@DIHK_News) January 22, 2020
Warum eine Homepage keine Website ist und eine Website keine Webseite https://t.co/ZIP5mBxQOd via @textschoepfung
— Sylvia Schöne (@sille61) January 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219969687368491008
“Sorry, I’m just checking a work email” – Translation: I’m putting on a serious face whilst watching a dog ride down a hill on a sledge
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) January 22, 2020
#Bibliotheksgeschichte Karl Heinz Sühnhold plante in seiner Diss den Einsatz von EDV für die Herstellung eines Bandkataloges von Bibliotheken in der DDR.
Zum Vorgang: Daten werden per Hand von bibliothekarischen Fachkräften erfasst, dann von anderen übertragen. 1/2 pic.twitter.com/you4XRxc59
— karstens (@karstens) January 22, 2020
Our studies of human news feeds and belief systems suggest that humans regard reality as a matter of choice.
— Aliens About Humans (@HumansExplained) December 29, 2018
good strategy. https://t.co/5Pxzv73gef
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) January 22, 2020
In meinem Ranking ist Spotify wirklich das Schlimmste. Wenn die nicht bald Bibliothekar*innen einstellen, werde ich verrückt!
— Swagunke (@swagunke) January 22, 2020
#Bibliotheksgeschichte "Durch den Einsatz von EDV wird der Bibliothekar nicht seiner politisch-ideologischen Funktion enthoben, wird er nicht zum Empfänger und passiven Vermittler von elektronisch verarbeiteten Informationen, sondern Zweck des EDV-Einsatzes ist, … 1/3
— karstens (@karstens) January 22, 2020
WDR ZeitZeichen zu John R. R. Tolkien https://t.co/36zOaWs52O
— ULB_MS_FachInfo (@ULB_MS_FachInfo) January 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219973451236233217
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219973513672626181
Atheists are more likely to have pet cats.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) January 22, 2020
67% of librarians think RDA is a disease that only infects catalogers
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) January 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219973715657678848
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219974271948263426
also jetzt hätte man ihn doch auch noch die paar tage bis nächstes weihnachten im wohnzimmer stehen lassen können. pic.twitter.com/dDol0OZlWy
— katja berlin (@katjaberlin) January 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219974934639927296
Wenn man wissen möchte, welche Werke im Freihandbereich der #Bibliothek sehr häufig genutzt werden, kann man einfach Abnutzungsspuren des Bodenbelags analysieren. #Servicetweet #uxdesign pic.twitter.com/xJYPbkxHDD
— Swagunke (@swagunke) January 21, 2020
Und wenn man wissen will, welche Bücher nicht benutzt werden, macht man die Staubprobe. pic.twitter.com/EuzEebYnMh
— Timo Steyer (@steyer_ti) January 22, 2020
The World's Most Mildly Infuriating Map Legend – https://t.co/GxhxRHFj0H pic.twitter.com/D0aSYzDUpM
— Brilliant Maps (@BrilliantMaps) January 21, 2020
— Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts (@scienceshitpost) January 21, 2020
— Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts (@scienceshitpost) January 19, 2020
A #LordOfTheRings inspired cartoon for @newscientist pic.twitter.com/hr07cWecNu
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) January 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219976451572862976
I am so weary of people popping up and saying "but my society" every time people push to get rid of journal paywalls. The goal of scholarly communication is to communicate science and further its progress – not to provide a large pool of money to scientific societies.
— Michael Eisen (@mbeisen) January 21, 2020
⏲️ As of today, we have about eighteen years to go until the Y2038 problem occurs.
But the Y2038 problem will be giving us headaches long, long before 2038 arrives.
I'd like to tell you a story about this.
— jxf@mastodon.social (@jxxf) January 19, 2020
We should make January 19 “National Y2038 Day” until the year 2038. After all, it’s also #NationalPopcornDay.https://t.co/72XrxPNfkM
— David Kilzer (@ddkilzer) January 20, 2020
Why is it a Y2038 problem? Thanks.
— Malcolm van Delst (@malcolm8) January 20, 2020
UNIX timestamps used to be a signed 32-bit integer with January 1st 1970 at 00:00:00 UTC as the start of epoch.
The maximum value of a signed 32-bit integer is 2147483647 and 2147483647 seconds after the start of Epoch is:
$ date -u -d @2147483647
Tue Jan 19 03:14:07 UTC 2038— stderr.dk (@stderrdk) January 20, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1219986693308194816
I had a dream last night that there was a new variety of #openaccess, called "Rose" OA. I was embarrassed because I couldn't recall the difference between "Rose" and "Green" OA, and I was asking some colleagues to explain it to me, but my alarm went off before they could.
— Rick Anderson (@Looptopper) January 22, 2020
Roses are red, violets are ‘green OA’?
— Jeroen Sondervan (@jeroenson) January 22, 2020
[Translation: "Women & IT: 'Coding is like preparing dinner'"]
Me, coding: *can't remember anything, googles the most basic things over and over again*
Me, cooking: *does NOT google 'how to boil water' every time I make pasta* https://t.co/DGUxNhKP4R
— Lena Ackermann (lenaackermann.bsky.social) (@_lenaackermann) January 22, 2020
Kennt man ja, man kommt Abends nach Hause, fragt sich was da schon wieder für nen scheiss im Topf ist, nimmt ein paar Zutaten raus, gibt ein paar schönere Zutaten wieder rein pusht auf Chefkoch und stellt dann fest dass man gerade was giftiges gekocht hat weil die Tests fehlen https://t.co/pgfOr0kRkT
— Bernd Dikowski (@Bediko) January 22, 2020
Es gibt Sprachwandel, keinen Sprachzerfall.
Und ähnlich ist das mit Kultur.
/ac
— Duden (@Dudenverlag) January 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1220033141529894916
This library patron came in today and saw me and said darkly "I bet you haven't read that book yet, have you?"
Is there a witness protection program for this kind of thing? https://t.co/Sqvzffp1Uj
— Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) January 22, 2020
Das weiss @v_i_o_l_a bestimmt, dass es um 18:30 bei arte "Geheimnisvolle Eichhörnchen" gibt. Dokumentation von 2018
— hamster (@hamster44) January 22, 2020
"Der Kollege X. hat keinen Elefantenfuss!"
"Wie der hat gar keinen Elefantenfuss!"
"Nein, eben nicht. Deswegen soll er ja einen bekommen, jetzt dann."
"Ah! Ja wie kann man denn nur ohne Elefantenfüsse leben?"
"Ja, da soll er mal schaun dass er einen kriegt!"
*Bibliothekstalk— Bibliosphäre (@Bibliophase) January 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1220034838075510785
Academic Writing Genres:
First draft: Horror
Abstract: Action thriller
Hypothesis section: Fantasy
Results section: Tragedy
Limitations section: True crime
Implications section: Satire
Grant application: Science fiction— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) January 28, 2019
Festschrift digital — Hubertus Kohle zum 60. Geburtstag https://t.co/4uTweknlln
— ULB_MS_FachInfo (@ULB_MS_FachInfo) January 22, 2020
Terry Jones had a habit of popping into see us @bodleianlib unannounced! He was tremendous fun, & deeply interested in, and knowledgeable about, our medieval past. Here we are with Mike Medavoy, & my colleague Martin Kauffman looking at medieval manuscripts in my office in 2014 pic.twitter.com/Uz1xnxpcFR
— Richard Ovenden (@richove) January 22, 2020
Wie sieht die Zukunft der Services von #swissbib ab 2021 aus? Wir berichten in unserem Blog: https://t.co/KcRNK1gfaN #SLSP #Metadaten #API #PURA #jusbib #Nationallizenzen #Discovery #Bibliothek #Archiv #Museum
— project swissbib (@swissbib) January 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1220054462443802626
"#Maths experts zero in on secret to perfect #espresso" https://t.co/f25xdQlUt8 #coffeecontent 🙂
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) January 22, 2020
aus der abteilung "nachvollziehbare benennungen", heute "werkzeug": die plombenzange "quetschi". 🙂 https://t.co/aT14YPlSRF pic.twitter.com/C5YfgWgRKX
— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) January 22, 2020
Mein Verschreiber des Tages: Kommentatorten
— Gegangen (@akquisefachfrau) January 22, 2020
Von der geplanten Evakuierung wegen der Bombenentschärfung morgen ist auch unsere Fachtagung "Zukunft wissenschaftlicher Bibliotheken?!" betroffen, die wir schweren Herzens absagen müssen. Sowas nennt man wohl höhere Gewalt! Wird natürlich bald nachgeholt. https://t.co/ouiGgos41k
— ZB MED – Informationszentrum Lebenswissenschaften (@ZB_MED) January 22, 2020
#Twitterlieblinge: #Buch und #Bibliothek #BUB Teil 3 https://t.co/uiEAJ2vwXv
— Steffi Hotze (M.A.LIS) (@DiplBibl) January 22, 2020
Y’ALL I asked Amy to put up some “please pardon our progress” signs on the empty cases and I am UNDONE pic.twitter.com/y198SXo3D7
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) January 22, 2020
Look @NeinQuarterly. Folks at @unihh have figured it out. https://t.co/Ji8vcSXYKZ
— Felix Riede (@ARCHAEOfelix) January 22, 2020
Lockers at Hamburg University. Telling human history 🙂 #sapiens @unihh pic.twitter.com/DRv3u3fOuy
— Katharina Rebay-Salisbury (@RebaySalisbury) January 22, 2020
for more of Amy's quality content, head over and follow @RoystonMuseum, where the magic happens
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) January 22, 2020
Not all of our new exhibit labels are curatorial jokes. Some of them are just jokes. pic.twitter.com/T00kuAL5Cp
— Royston Museum (@roystonmuseum) January 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/1220090898006056961