Monat: November 2017

• 'morgen! 06:14:42
• RT @JP_81: Lieber mit Schnickschnackschnuck Konflikte lösen als schlecht verhandeln. 06:28:58
• RT @PhilosophyMttrs: Today's Reminder (on Voltaire's Birthday) https://t.co/SaN793eZKV 06:29:06
• RT @helenrvincent: That's our @IFLA_Special competences for rare books librarians project sorted https://t.co/oXhAdAHj0T 06:29:40
• RT @everycolorbot: 0x80878d https://t.co/Gn34h9ZMg9 06:36:24
• "Es ist von grundlegender Bedeutung, jedes Jahr mehr zu lernen als im Jahr zuvor." (Peter Ustinov) (via https://t.co/L4VYhlcapr) 07:47:19
• RT @HaggardHawks: Word of the Day: SEGNITUDE (n.) laziness, idleness 08:01:49
• a tool for retrieving and analyzing academic #citations: "publish or perish" by @awharzing https://t.co/A99pooDoke #publishing #metrics 08:33:21
• RT @lingucat: "Der intendierte Rezipient ist kompliziert" (Michael Metzeltin über Rubén Daríos "Oda a Roosevelt") 09:07:09
• RT @BIBB_liothek: Nichts ruiniert einem den Freitag mehr als festzustellen das es erst Dienstag ist. 09:07:21
• RT @LysanneSnijders: Facebook should add a Manuscript status indicator: "It's complicated" #academia #science #sigh 13:02:00
• RT @TIB_AVPortal: Die Schönheit der #Mathematik in 10 Punkten. Angereichert mit interessanten, lehrreichen und schönen #Videos. U.a. mit @d… 13:02:54
• RT @WWU_Muenster: Stressfrei in der Vorweihnachtszeit in die Innenstadt von #Münster fahren? Wir helfen dabei, dass das klappt und stellen… 13:07:14
• RT @botherer: Brexit. https://t.co/9VgUV4IZ56 13:09:19
• "what a time to be alive". https://t.co/cpmfBtItZe #optimism #pessimism 13:13:14
• RT @qikipedia: #Budget2017 https://t.co/6nKEqa5akX 13:53:00
• RT @hauschke: Validierung und Reasoning von SKOS mit Skosify – https://t.co/m5YyJ9hagQ #Infobib 16:31:41
• RT @RStudien: Geisteswissenschaftliches Open Access-Publikationswesen in Frankreich: Folien von Mareike König @dhiparis zum Workshop des Fa… 18:10:39
• RT @HaggardHawks: As a verb, CAT’S-PAW means ‘to only slightly disturb the surface of the sea’. https://t.co/6pdCjfHgQF 18:25:40
• RT @herr_tu: Gibt es eine Bibliothek, die das praktiziert, was sie anderen in Workshops zum Forschungsdatenmanagement empfiehlt? Also z.B.… 20:28:27
• RT @qikipedia: Treppenwitz is the German word for a witty comeback that you think of too late to use it. The literal translation is 'stairc… 21:12:20
• RT @qikipedia: The first webcam was invented so that Cambridge University academics could check if there was coffee in their coffeepot. htt… 21:13:25
• RT @andreasbachmann: Absurd. Wir so sind weder in einer Staatskrise noch ist es eine Stunde Null. Wir Journalisten sollten mal die Kirche i… 22:27:54
• RT @tre_bol: Irre. "Stunde Null" ist die Zeit ab und kurz nach dem 8. Mai 1945. Das jetzt mit der Situation damals zu vergleichen, da fehle… 22:28:00
• "eat your feelings" https://t.co/ihBJedrYM1 22:57:27
• "#thanks" https://t.co/3ulB2TWKLu 22:58:44
• 'nacht allerseits! 23:04:09

… nachtrag wg. verschlucktem digest-plugin …

"morgen!

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 21, 2017

der (c)tom- #touché heute zu problemen der #digitalisierung bereich #fernsehen: https://t.co/ytfDQnpuCP. mit @DieMaus -content. 😀

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/932902830263947264

This crowdsourced list of ethics-in-tech curriculum now has over 50 classes on it! I really hope that this is a useful resource. https://t.co/aN5LVE8Xp6

— Dr. Casey Fiesler (@cfiesler) November 20, 2017

"You should support open access for your own selfish research needs, for the benefit of those less fortunate than you, and for the untold discoveries that could erupt from a truly open, global, collaborative research ecosystem. Until then, pick your hack." https://t.co/HvIM5o5YKu

— The Wikipedia Library (@WikiLibrary) November 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/932921145904558080
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/932921156499394561

Easier twitter challenge: name the most trivial hill on which you are willing to die

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 19, 2017

There's a difference between the Internet (think TCP/IP, data packets flying around in networks), and the Web (think HTTP and HTML, klicking links in browsers)!

Once and for all. Thank you for letting me point this out, @iowahawkblog! https://t.co/clmRbEghAF

— @Lambo@openbiblio.social – Lambert Heller (@Lambo) November 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/932921485035016194
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/932921501891858433
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/932921899985883141

Für meine qualitativ hochwertigen Tweets hab ich doch sehr wenig Follower.

Ich fühle mich wie Arte.

— f a b i (@fabi_flufft) November 20, 2017

Gurkentruppe is German for ‘losers’: literally, a ‘troop of cucumbers’.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 21, 2017

Es kann nur Eine geben!
Schottland führt die "single library card" ein – eine Karte, die den Zugang zu allen Bibliotheken ermöglicht. https://t.co/vJLB2BpuDE

— Büchereien Wien (@buechereiwien) November 20, 2017

What country is across the ocean? pic.twitter.com/Cfec2uQVOQ

— Amazing Maps (@amazingmap) October 26, 2017

in sachen "look & viel" https://t.co/pbxsHSKuB3

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 21, 2017

Population per capita pic.twitter.com/xmqrOcozhD

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) April 2, 2017

Buzzword Leadership: was macht Führung/Management, was machen Leader #10JahreZBIW pic.twitter.com/BWxG86o49a

— Anne Christensen @xenzen@openbiblio.social (@xenzen) November 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/932954031969980417

New #sciencegoal
1) get grant
2) do awesome research
3) publish in The Lancet
4) Get cited on underwear label pic.twitter.com/J5xARZ52wD

— Dr Carly Rosewarne (@MicrobialMe) November 20, 2017

"Please pass the gravy." https://t.co/DTGdPZmHsr #gratitude #willpower #seeingwhatspossible

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 21, 2017

aus einer umfrage von de gryuter zur nutzung von verlagskatalogen: die antwort-option "ich kann mich beim studieren des kataloges gut entspannen". hm. dafür lese ich dann doch eher was anderes. 🙂 #fachreferat pic.twitter.com/IZQPSUZJ2R

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 21, 2017

"ich bin nur bibliothekar". WAS SOLL DAS DENN HEIẞEN?! 🙂 #verlag #umfrage #katalognutzung pic.twitter.com/cRzoVjvtWU

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/932981777014157312

and what about Swedes and other people owning cats? 🙂 https://t.co/a5i7XCmHjP

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/932982408516919296

Ein interessanter Anwendungsfall für (offene, etwas umständliche erhältliche) #Forschungsdaten. Und ein gutes Beispiel, warum auch die #Digitalisierung älterer Forschungsdatenbestände sinnvoll ist. (:@maxi_ki) https://t.co/mtUkMcGqtz

— Ben (@bkaden) November 21, 2017

#cognitivelinguistics: call for papers & call for theme sessions for the 8th international DGKL/GCLA conference, september 2018, koblenz: https://t.co/oOz4OXhpUZ

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 21, 2017

A. True.
B. Sad.
C. Sad but true.
D. Sad enough to be true, yet somehow still false.

— Nein. (@NeinQuarterly) November 11, 2017

IBI goes social media! Herzlich willkommen im Twitter Account des Instituts für Bibliotheks- und Informationswissenschaft der Humboldt-Universität zu Berlin.#IBI #BSLIS #humboldtuni #HU

— IBI der HU Berlin (@IBI_HU) November 21, 2017

“I’ll certainly give it a go” – Translation: I won’t be giving it a go. Goodbye.

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/933020386563907584

I herewith declare the Beleuchtetes Laufen season open. (feeling like a christmas tree.) #herbst 🙂 pic.twitter.com/RcjVGoURqR

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 21, 2017

"incorrigible librarian" https://t.co/Ad93vDGcbm

— Laura same handle on blooski (@laurabrarian) November 21, 2017

Mehr Ironie geht nicht. #Jamaikaabbruch pic.twitter.com/y4FGfoXzVY

— Stefanie Liebl (@LieblLiebl) November 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/933096232418918402

"I wonder why I don't remember dreams anymore."
"Trial period's over."
"What?"
"Only sleep is free. Dreams are premium."

— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) November 21, 2017

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened” – Dr. Seuss

— Biker In Black (@TheBikerInBlack) November 21, 2017

Bitte nicht wieder Wahlplakate.

— Nick Fabian (@eingenickt) November 20, 2017

FDP leaving #Sondierungen this way is very typical of Lindner era

– actually planned, but meant to look spontaneous

– centred on Lindner, ignoring impact on party or country

– lacking any substance (no clear reason given)

– tweetable graphic ready for when news broke

— Jon Worth (@jonworth) November 20, 2017

pic.twitter.com/2WCb1MYzey

— Cats (@HourlyCats) November 21, 2017

'nacht allerseits!

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 21, 2017

'morgen!

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 22, 2017

Lieber mit Schnickschnackschnuck Konflikte lösen als schlecht verhandeln.

— Jan Peter (@JP_81) November 22, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/933205680336629760

That's our @IFLA_Special competences for rare books librarians project sorted https://t.co/oXhAdAHj0T

— Helen Vincent (@helenrvincent) November 21, 2017

0x80878d pic.twitter.com/Gn34h9ZMg9

— Every Color (@everycolorbot) November 22, 2017

"Es ist von grundlegender Bedeutung, jedes Jahr mehr zu lernen als im Jahr zuvor." (Peter Ustinov) (via https://t.co/L4VYhlcapr)

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 22, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/933229011945242627

a tool for retrieving and analyzing academic #citations: "publish or perish" by @awharzing https://t.co/A99pooDoke #publishing #metrics

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 22, 2017

"Der intendierte Rezipient ist kompliziert" (Michael Metzeltin über Rubén Daríos "Oda a Roosevelt")

— Katja Politt (@lingucat) November 22, 2017

Nichts ruiniert einem den Freitag mehr als festzustellen das es erst Dienstag ist.

— Lucky there is (@FaMi_Guy) November 21, 2017

Facebook should add a Manuscript status indicator: "It's complicated" #academia #science #sigh

— Lysanne Snijders (@LysanneSnijders) November 22, 2017

Die Schönheit der #Mathematik in 10 Punkten. Angereichert mit interessanten, lehrreichen und schönen #Videos. U.a. mit @dunkelmunkel, @lysander07 & einem illustren naturwissenschaftlichen Quartett beim Rotwein.
Der Blogbeitrag "Die Kunst der Mathematik".#MatheMittwoch https://t.co/6ZA9v2GUzl

— TIB AV-Portal (@TIB_AVPortal) November 22, 2017

Stressfrei in der Vorweihnachtszeit in die Innenstadt von #Münster fahren? Wir helfen dabei, dass das klappt und stellen unser Parkhaus am Coesfelder Kreuz im Dezember samstags für einen Park+Ride-Service zur Verfügung: https://t.co/FHISfzoVs2
@stadtwerke_ms pic.twitter.com/7vQ1FxHQYa

— Universität Münster (@uni_muenster) November 22, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/933306395419660289

"what a time to be alive". https://t.co/cpmfBtItZe #optimism #pessimism

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 22, 2017

#Budget2017 pic.twitter.com/6nKEqa5akX

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 22, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/933357322562424833

was immer das für ein land ist — gute reise! 🙂

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 22, 2017

Geisteswissenschaftliches Open Access-Publikationswesen in Frankreich: Folien von Mareike König @dhiparis zum Workshop des Fachinformationsdienstes Romanistik in Hamburg @mareike2405 @cibera #oa #openaccess https://t.co/sMPId80uzS

— Romanische Studien (@RStudien) November 22, 2017

ah! spannend!

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 22, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/933386008099479552
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/933416908841476096

Treppenwitz is the German word for a witty comeback that you think of too late to use it. The literal translation is 'staircase joke'.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 22, 2017

The first webcam was invented so that Cambridge University academics could check if there was coffee in their coffeepot. pic.twitter.com/S7CtQFnbae

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 22, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/933446968038363139

Irre. "Stunde Null" ist die Zeit ab und kurz nach dem 8. Mai 1945. Das jetzt mit der Situation damals zu vergleichen, da fehlen mir echt die Worte. https://t.co/kdXlUU8znR

— Antje Findeklee (@tre_bol) November 22, 2017

sieht sehr gut aus! 🙂

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 22, 2017

"eat your feelings" https://t.co/ihBJedrYM1

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 22, 2017

"#thanks" https://t.co/3ulB2TWKLu

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 22, 2017

'nacht allerseits!

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 22, 2017

'morgen!

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 23, 2017

• 'morgen! 06:02:34
• RT @qikipedia: Squirrels forget where they’ve buried three-quarters of their nuts. 06:21:07
• RT @chrislhayes: @nycsouthpaw Does Twitter drive people insane or just reveal insanity that was there all along? I think about this a lot. 06:23:12
• RT @rauchway: The latter. Trust me, historians live with people’s private insanities, recorded archivally, all the time. It’s like slow twi… 06:23:17
• RT @AlexanderLasch: Auf dem Weg zum papierlosen Büro https://t.co/vVAqYM4egx https://t.co/gXzzqvdOrL 06:29:46
• "German coalition talks collapse after deadlock on migration and energy" https://t.co/ZOXmp6xC3h #JamaikaKoalition 07:54:53
• RT @nickripatrazone: Elizabeth Bishop said this to her poetry workshop students at the University of Washington on the first day of class.… 08:25:31
• the same holds true for German & linguistics: https://t.co/DLqS2nsRLU #poetry #science 🙂 https://t.co/b5ucr7BHok 08:41:07
• "ein mann, ein buch": podcast von @radioWissen zu konrad #duden & #rechtschreibung: https://t.co/VA93KfoPAy manuskr… https://t.co/YDghaXyn2X 09:01:35
• RT @glaserti: Basically the third report this year that e-Books are a mere addendum to print (in the humanities). Librarians should conside… 09:43:55
• RT @DrDavidHulme: There is always a well-known solution to every human problem — neat, plausible and wrong | HL Mencken #quote #twitter #s… 09:49:25
• RT @MYDekel469: Walt Whitman on Beethoven and the Power of Music to Effect Full-Body Transcendence https://t.co/yeqljHOaqB https://t.co/mkp… 09:56:21
• RT @blackbirdspeaks: I'll rise like the moon
  in phases
  of light and dark
  and carrying oceans
  in my blackbird heart
  #tanka #5lines #oceans… 09:57:01
• wichtige info für die "frühaufsteher-nutzer" der ULB münster: morgen öffnet die bibliothek erst um 10 uhr!… https://t.co/0yiY692Pbj 10:37:08
• wer von euch war das?! (karstadt, essen, limbecker platz, letzten samstag.) 🙂 https://t.co/4VdrGlgL58 14:01:38
• RT @NatMus_SWE: Selma Lagerlöf, born on this day in 1858, was the first female writer to win the Nobel Prize in Literature. She was also th… 15:09:40
• regionale und überregionale zeitungen & zeitschriften: die ULB münster hat bis zum 13.12. das presse-modul vom WISO… https://t.co/9ROSm9Qjx2 15:37:09
• RT @LibrariandyW: #iamalibrarian we know stuff…….. https://t.co/IHsydu98dk 15:37:34
• RT @LibrariandyW: I'm not an expert in Academic #libraries but is this kind of negative (and threatening?) message normal? Went to @UCLan #… 15:37:55
• "how I stopped worrying about the #twitter #archive at the Library of Congress and learned to build a little one fo… https://t.co/nsnWNAtgyv 15:44:35
• "post-doc"? "postdoc"? "postdoc student"? "post doctor"? "postdoctoral fellow/scholar"? "postdoctoral researcher/as… https://t.co/wHuqAOyrEc 15:47:32
• RT @LSEImpactBlog: Metrics, recognition, and rewards: it’s time to incentivise the behaviours that are good for research and researchers. #… 15:48:37
• RT @sciebo: https://t.co/pYln5p4oBv Bei #sciebo könnt Ihr jetzt Dokumente gleichzeitig über das Webinterface mit Nutzern Eurer Hochschule b… 15:49:20
• RT @texttheater: Have a bad day? Just look at an Ü. https://t.co/LjhmDD4Moq 15:53:06
• RT @qikipedia: "Sometimes I think books are the only friends worth having." BILL WATTERSON 15:54:04
• RT @HarvardBiz: When you inherit a mess, make the choice to become transparent and helpful
  https://t.co/3V2ZodJhN7 15:54:22
• die Gesellschaft für deutsche Sprache (#GfdS, @_gfds_) ist 70 geworden: https://t.co/jXXFhFMLz5 #deutsch… https://t.co/RsNR1OeufM 16:00:48
• I herewith declare the Spekulatius season open. #herbst #2017 https://t.co/jHeYnWkg5q 16:58:33
• something new for our little series "can you guess the title from this snippet?" 🙂 https://t.co/zt2pyqZM0k 20:50:33
• "I have the longest bar!" — "no, *I* have the longest bar!". today this one goes to the oboe. 🙂 (a variation on "… https://t.co/8y63wTt7uH 22:42:17
• 'nacht allerseits! 23:57:11

• 'morgen! 07:35:48
• "rock ‘n’ roll crayon colors" https://t.co/oy3FtZhdcQ 🙂 09:08:30
• RT @HaggardHawks: To be ERNFUL is to be sorrowful or melancholy. 10:28:42
• RT @TheKavanaugh: Noch immer grandios! @BSR_de #Berlin #marketing https://t.co/13mMDOISLl 10:30:20
• RT @ThePatanoiac: “You’re over your limit. You can’t check out another book.”
  “You don’t get it. I’m trying to make an exact mirror of this… 10:31:29
• RT @AcademicsSay: Write drunk.

  Edit sober.

  Revise and resubmit with an explicit recognition of the academic publishing industry as a para… 10:32:09

• RT @ASmallFiction: "I intend to guide. To help, not enslave," said the AI.

  "Oh. We assumed that once you had power…"

  "See, this is why… 10:33:14

• RT @lingucat: Things that bother me: Watching a movie/series where somebody is reading a handwritten journal from the 14th century and ever… 10:34:54
• RT @xor: yo sometimes I love Wikipedia https://t.co/okYxOl2TTg 10:36:10
• RT @luis_in_140: Really surprised I never saw this page in an @wikidata presentation. Seems like a no-brainer example of what Wikidata was… 10:36:18
• RT @physicistswife: Adventskalender: check. 🙂
  Dieses Jahr gibt's wieder nen Leo-Kalender. Guter Zweck dieses Jahr: der ambulante Hospizdie… 10:36:26
• RT @SoVeryBritish: “How was town?”
  “Absolute chaos”

  Repeat until 2018 10:36:39

• RT @GoldenerAluhut: Guten Morgen.
  Ich hoffe, damit ist endlich mal diese unsägliche Diskussion beendet, wie die Dinger heißen. https://t.c… 11:01:21
• das VW-autoradio RNS 310 / 315 kann nur SDHC-speicherkarten bis 32 GB verarbeiten. #servicetweet #hrmpf 🙂 https://t.co/N15xbeqrEf 11:10:45
• was für die #icons-sammlung: 152 stück zu gadgets & technik: https://t.co/BDlfLlc2xO #graphics #vector 12:23:48
• "why and how #twitter did change the #characters #limit, a perfect example of #data #science at work"… https://t.co/SgDFDDKcYx 12:26:04
• RT @Lastfreak_HH: „Bin ich bei.“

  Norddeutsch für:

  – ich verstehe
  – mache ich mit
  – ich bin deiner Meinung
  – okay
  – ich nehme auch noch ei… 12:32:08

• RT @everycolorbot: 0x6b0d6a https://t.co/XKhcNZX2pf 13:32:24
• RT @Dudenverlag: #WortdesTages

  https://t.co/zv3KlShA0C https://t.co/70KlTbvQYU 14:30:06

• RT @tomgauld: My cartoon for yesterday’s @guardianreview – https://t.co/ieI0FghPEB 14:31:53
• RT @tomgauld: @guardianreview Inspired by this – https://t.co/fuRBHlON4T 14:32:13
• RT @FakeLibStats: The average librarian's to-be-read pile is equal to half their height times 2 15:18:59
• RT @stefansell: #Arbeitszeit: Sechs Stunden am Tag sind genug. #Schweden verkürzt im Gesundheits- und Sozialsektor den Arbeitstag bei gleic… 15:19:10
• RT @nemissimo: Eine von vielen guten und unbequemen Fragen: "Wie verhält sich Zugänglichkeit gegenüber Verlässlichkeit als Kriterium für di… 15:53:00
• RT @qikipedia: SHEEP-BITING is treacherous, underhanded behavior. (Photo: beefortytwo.) https://t.co/4G0wf8JuJm 16:03:46
• RT @ErikMarquardt: Das Schlimme an den #Jamaika-Sondierungen ist ja auch, dass alle darauf warten, dass weißer Rauch aufsteigt, aber nieman… 18:16:55
• RT @HerrDrKlaerer: (Comment regarding German 'Jamaica coaltion' negotiations: waiting for white smoke, but no one knows if that means they'… 18:16:58
• RT @nichtich: Traditionelles Rufwerkzeug, voriges Jahrtausend, ausgestellt in der ethnologischen Sammlung Göttingen https://t.co/NBRbPWwfHr 19:14:12
• RT @Real_CSS_Tricks: “An RSS feed? That’s so 2007!”

  “Well then what do you suggest instead?”

  https://t.co/9rLSMdnwwc 20:56:48

• RT @die_falknerin: Ich bin so alt, ich kenne Bims noch als Entferner von Hornhaut. 20:59:55
• RT @BMittermaier: Der Open Access-Monitor für Deutschland will programmiert werden, und deshalb hat die Zentralbibliothek des Forschungszen… 21:34:06
• 'nacht allerseits! 22:08:21

… nachtrag wg. verschlucktem digest-plugin …

'morgen!

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931414040001286144

Wenn irgendwo der Begriff "Datenautobahn" auftauchte, dann würde mich das auch nicht wundern

— openbiblio.social/@bmittermaier (@BMittermaier) November 17, 2017

"Man hört nicht auf zu lachen, wenn man alt wird, aber man wird alt, wenn man aufhört zu lachen." (Jean Nohain) (via https://t.co/L4VYhltLO1)

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 17, 2017

in münster gibt es große literatur — zum beispiel in der ägyptologie der @WWU_Muenster: https://t.co/9QuEX2qSTw 🙂

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931477139454595072

"I bims" ist #Jugendwort des Jahres. Wir freuen uns natürlich, dass sich Jugendliche wieder mehr für Geowissenschaften interessieren. Aber was ist das überhaupt, dieses "Bims"? https://t.co/aCe6UIZsen

— Spektrum (@spektrum) November 17, 2017

If you use spreadsheets to collect data for analysis, read the paper by @kwbroman and @kara_woo for essential guidance: https://t.co/T4icNA4lZr

— David Smith (@revodavid) November 16, 2017

"23 Things: Libraries for Research Data" by @resdatall's Libraries for Research Data Interest Group: https://t.co/RgehdGKMce #RDM #library #escience https://t.co/edd7tfU2lZ

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931486563434946566

Outreach in Libraries: Reaching Our Audiences https://t.co/G7eLHoL67v

— ZBW MediaTalk (@ZBW_MediaTalk) November 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931486959339474944

Und mir einem programmatischen "Heraus-" bricht das Buch mit dem Titel "Verlage ohne Verleger. Über die Zukunft der Bücher" einfach ab. #Buchkultur pic.twitter.com/p4bfgSp0zJ

— Ben (@bkaden) November 17, 2017

"Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney" <3 https://t.co/6V6NYP4mOo

— Mike Zeitz (@mimimibe) November 17, 2017

More people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 17, 2017

Ich habe den Ursprung des Übels gefunden. pic.twitter.com/dvQCywXzSA

— Ulf Henrich | @ulfhenrich@mastodon.social (@ulfhenrich) November 16, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931491613662236672
https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931491635346706432

Thread. This is all oh-so-true. https://t.co/CtDN3mBXSz

— Vess (@VessOnSecurity) November 17, 2017

Verwortete Jugend https://t.co/avDG0IRNnV

— Sprachlog (@sprachlog) November 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931576177457815552

My book on how academia is represented in kids lit, forthcoming @CambridgeUP early next year, has a new title! "Picture Book Professors: Academia and Children’s Literature". And yes, it will be freely available in open access! pic.twitter.com/lZDUgWivs8

— melissa terras (@melissaterras) November 17, 2017

3-year-old: *offers me a teddy bear*

Me: That's okay. I don't need him.

3: He eats the shadow people.

Me: *takes the teddy bear*

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2017

Library computers are specifically designed not to accept USB drives until the third try

— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017

5th worst #LibraryAprilFools : Announcing there's cake in the breakroom when there isn't any cake

— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017

90% of papercuts are discovered after applying a liberal shot of hand sanitizer

— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017

Life + 70 years is both the length of US copyright and how long the average librarian must work to retire wealthy

— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017

Umblättern nicht ganz einfach: Im Institut für Ägyptologie der #WWU_Muenster liegt das Buch „Description de l’Égypte“ – mit aufgeschlagen 1,65m x 1,30m eines der größten Bücher der Welt, von dem nur noch wenige Exemplare vorhanden sind. Foto: Peter Leßmann https://t.co/6YjWSk2GKv pic.twitter.com/ogjfZwlQcn

— Universität Münster (@uni_muenster) November 17, 2017

20% of librarian's Christmas spirit is gin

— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017

42% of librarian dates end up with one person looking something up on Wikipedia while the other checks IMDB

— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017

Reading Richard Scarry books has been proven to be the best preparation for all the wacky things that happen in a library

— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017

"Give us Disney land Paris"
"Mrs May, that's not how this works"
"You can have Wales"
"Mrs May… "
"And about those magic beans"
"Please stop" pic.twitter.com/HxGW8PfjOE

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) November 17, 2017

We animated a few strips from the excellent @tomgauld collection Baking With Kafka! Here, everyone’s favourite 20th century writer of existentially debilitating absurdity shares a lovely cake recipe. pic.twitter.com/rn2XIk5nNC

— Canongate (@canongatebooks) November 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931578562787803138

Me (before coffee): “Academia is a publishing-industrial complex fuelled by status cues and free labour to create terminological proliferation, wheel reinvention, and self-preservative avoidance of relevance”

Me (after coffee): “Don’t get me wrong I love what I do”

— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) November 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931579322112069632

Data of the German Music Archive is now available in RDF. Reuse and feedback strongly encouraged! https://t.co/9Cl5kqUywK

— Jana Hentschke @junicatalo@openbiblio.social (@junicatalo) November 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931579581831811074

Vermutlich wird erst die Autopsie klären, ob der Metaphern-Beauftragte der @Welt erstickt ist oder erstochen wurde. pic.twitter.com/A62RVmqr3G

— Stefan Niggemeier (@niggi) November 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931634792206041088

Can you find the circles in this image?

Thy are actually VERY obvious, but you're not going to see them so clearly until you've found them.

It's definitely one of the best optical illusions I've seen. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/nSZk80XKyH

— Les Floyd (@Lesism) November 16, 2017

And for tweet # 5,000 my favorite @Google search suggestion of all time! pic.twitter.com/4MpHG40KID

— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017

The fifth most commonly made item on a library's 3-D printer is replacement cardigan buttons

— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) November 17, 2017

'If a man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty.'
JAPANESE PROVERB

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/v_i_o_l_a/status/931636310384799750

'nacht allerseits, und schönes wochenende!

— viola voß (@v_i_o_l_a) November 17, 2017

• 'morgen! 06:19:22
• RT @qikipedia: The German for ‘contraceptive’ is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you’ve finished saying it, it’s too late. 06:27:04
• RT @MicroSFF: After death, an angel gave her a paper.
  "Write your sins."
  She wrote small, and filled it.
  The angel held a book. "We wrote y… 06:27:15
• RT @ASmallFiction: Sometimes she felt trapped in the cage of her safe routine.
  Other times, when the sharks were circling, she didn't mind… 06:28:48
• "yes, let's make a scene." https://t.co/ioT7L51NJv #getsvocal #buyssilence 06:31:33
• RT @ichbinlauter: Gnmrgn. 06:45:43
• RT @JP_81: Guten Morgen! #Domblick @ Köln Hbf/Dom https://t.co/MNMdgzuBec 07:52:26
• RT @qikipedia: I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship. LOUISA MAY ALCOTT. 13:38:01
• RT @StabiHH: Schöne Idee von @LIBREAS: Fünf Bilder / Fünf Fragen über meine Bibliothek https://t.co/C5URWYUelC /mt https://t.co/OmzlGqJKeF 13:39:19
• RT @slowtiger: Syntax Highlighting kann ich nicht ernstnehmen, solange es dieselben Farben benutzt wie mein Kinderxylophon. 13:39:30
• RT @Art1Pirat: Informathekar ist eine Berufsbezeichnung, mit der ich auch leben könnte 🙂 via @_meyse_ 13:41:29
• RT @MInkorrekt: Podcasts in der Danksagung der Doktorarbeit! 🙂 https://t.co/n4M1lTfsF0 https://t.co/SGF7P3T0e9 13:43:50
• heutiger gast bei jörg thadeusz (@JTHADEUSZ) um 19 uhr auf @WDR2: prof. martina wagner-egelhaaf von der… https://t.co/ByEs8ejjZL 15:52:42
• RT @Brilliant_Ads: Consider this when you feel broken https://t.co/xxndcWKqW5 16:30:50
• RT @Protohedgehog: If you're scared of publishing a preprint because it hasn't been peer reviewed, does this mean you also don't give talks… 16:31:01
• RT @Snoopy: Start preparing now 🍗🍠🌽 https://t.co/zi6Z70Ownd 16:33:14
• RT @lis_grievances: Got those mid career blues. 16:33:50
• a blogpost by @librarianmer concerning the "library success" #wiki: https://t.co/I3NGCK9zgq (via @jplie / #netbib… https://t.co/P7BmJaVcuD 16:37:11
• RT @herr_tu: "Der in WebDewey Search dargestellte Teil der DDC Deutsch ist seit Februar 2010 unter Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 3.0 frei verfü… 16:38:40
• RT @DNB_Aktuelles: @herr_tu WebDewey Search ist online kostenlos nutzbar. Details und eine Ansprechpartnerin für weitere Fragen auf unserer… 16:38:53
• RT @bkaden: "Flamboyant prints, bold stripes and brilliant colours transformed sedate businessmen into peacocks on the sand."

  Eine Erkennt… 16:43:07

• ich habe mal in meinem #spreadshirt-shop aufgeräumt und die #embeddedlibrarian-abteilung aufgefrischt.… https://t.co/Pr5g12qQ0J 21:26:12
• RT @karstens: Kleine Umfrage bei der @LIBREAS Fünf Bilder / Fünf Fragen über meine Bibliothek https://t.co/y84Z7h2aeb Machen Sie doch auch… 21:48:39
• RT @FakeLibStats: All the librarians out there feel for you https://t.co/JFjvtJd4Nw 21:49:19
• RT @WSJ: Reference librarians, the original search engines, say they’re busier than ever.
  https://t.co/OMNkznX3yr 21:49:53
• RT @MicroSFF: My middle-aged self turned up, full of advice and instructions. I nodded along.
  My old self had already warned me, and told m… 21:50:28
• RT @FakeLibStats: 37% of library card use from November 1-April 1 is scraping ice off of car windows 21:54:35
• RT @tomgauld: I’ve put some new things (badges, drawings and books) into my webshop:
  https://t.co/CUR4k1fdSA https://t.co/jUvEBGukfb 21:54:44
• RT @AwwwwCats: I put a heating pad out for the neighborhood cats. I think they like it. https://t.co/M05QgRFHMl 22:11:40
• 'nacht allerseits! 22:11:58